GOOD GIRLS Opportunity

"When life gives you lemons, you can't rob a bank." - Carl

In this episode: the privileged life, Rio needs tp for his bunghole, and a fancy food freak-out

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Original episode air date 04/26/2020

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 1:06

Hi, and welcome to this episode of Last and Sips. Today we're talking about Good Girls Season 3, Episode 10, Opportunity. I'm Lisa and I'm sipping on a little lemonade today.

SPEAKER_00 1:21

A Lisa Lemonade or Lemonade Lemonade? Um Elisa Lemonade. Okay, got it. No sad. Bottoms up. I support that message. And oh, whoop, she's Chug Chug. Drink her down. Don't spit it out.

SPEAKER_03 1:44

Swallow.

SPEAKER_00 1:51

All of it. Don't don't waste none. Is that what Alex tells you?

SPEAKER_02 2:03

And he's staring at me. He's in the room staring at me.

SPEAKER_00 2:10

I have Wow, Lisa, you are red red. It looked like you got it look like you did some face painting with the kids or something.

SPEAKER_03 2:19

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 2:21

Okay, I'm good. Okay. Wait till you hears this conversation. Take. Um. And I'm Agnes. And I am not sipping. I am drinking my brown sugar shaken espresso with white chocolate mocha and extra code foam. Wow. She has all my drinks. At least I'm not choking on it. Wow, that's what he said.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

I gave her the finger. Nice long one, too. It's not girthy, but it's long.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

Now that we got odd of us being inappropriate, start it. Let's continue with on this vein. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

Any hot takes? You want to ride the vein? Okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

I was thinking it as I said it, and I had a visual image. Oh. I do.

SPEAKER_02 3:26

You want to buy the vein or have a hot take? Well, um, if for this episode's concern, have a hot take. Okay. Dogs are not fortune tellers. Fancy groceries always mean trouble. And I'm not mad at like, you know, the uh McCarthy's list of expenses. I feel like, you know, if you keep good records, what if you get audited? At least you don't have IRS problems. Right. You have other problems. Other problems.

SPEAKER_00 4:06

Not with the IRS. But to be in that case, he's safe because that's how that everyone gets caught via the IRS anyway. So yeah, exactly. Any other hot takes? As you make eyes as you're making bedroom eyes at your husband. And he's like, What do you want? What are you doing? What's going on?

SPEAKER_02 4:24

She's like, You're making eyes at your husband, and I'm sure he's like, What do you want? What are you doing? That's exactly what he's doing. He's looking at me like, the fuck are you looking at me?

SPEAKER_00 4:35

Do I know my wife and my husband, or do I know my wife and my husband?

SPEAKER_02 4:39

But he's staring at me as he's getting dressed.

SPEAKER_00 4:43

Oh, so you oh, you're teasing her then. So he's teasing. You're teasing her. You wanna be, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:52

Yeah, you're adjusting? Yeah. I'm gonna narrate this whole thing.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

Okay, I'm now gonna hang up. Good night.

SPEAKER_02 5:03

Okay, anyway.

SPEAKER_00 5:04

To be fair, I kind of like even without you narrating, I know you guys well enough to know what was happening anyway. So there's that.

SPEAKER_02 5:13

Um he's putting on his gray sweatpants.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

Oh, where the fuck you think you're going?

SPEAKER_02 5:18

She said, Where the fuck do you think you're going? He's just laughing. Did I stutter? She's like, uh, did I stutter? Walmart. That was his answer. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

Oh yeah, hoeing around in his sweatpants.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

She said, You're over here hoeing around in those sweatpants. He was laughing.

SPEAKER_00 5:42

Okay, good.

SPEAKER_02 5:46

They're not just sweatpants. Stop doing that. They're just sweatpants. No, the fuck they're not. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go out of my nightgown and see if you like.

SPEAKER_00 5:59

Right. Exactly. Or a really short sundress. With no and with no underwear on.

SPEAKER_02 6:03

I'm gonna wear shorts.

SPEAKER_00 6:07

Did you freeze? Sundress with no underwear on.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

I'm gonna wear sundress with no panties. Outside. He's like, okay. I fucking can't. Yeah, okay. So yeah, those were my my hot takes.

SPEAKER_00 6:25

Very important hot takes. I don't know. I think Annie read the science wrong, but I'm not convinced that dogs can't tell the future. Well, or dogs aren't a sci- I mean, I don't know. No, I think she just read the science wrong, but I still believe that was a joke, Lisa. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:47

No, I think that animals are absolutely in tune with things that we are not. But um, I would believe it if she was like, that dog is acting funny, we're gonna have our earthquake. Not gang friend was murdered somewhere far away.

SPEAKER_00 7:07

I yeah, she was they were so very hopeful. They're like the signs are everywhere. But to be fair, it was exactly 11 o'clock. Like she started at 11 o'clock. It was 11.01 when they asked what time it was. Speaking of time, okay, this episode starts off four minutes before the time. They're sitting in the park, they're just like, what time is it? They're like, like, how did it happen? How are you gonna know? I don't know. He just said Friday at 11. And he's like, what time is it? It's 10:56. And this is how they're you know, the dog came into play. And they just really want this to be over. Rumi, Rumi, what's in my coffee, Starbucks? Ruby just dreams of being a good person again. They're gonna be normal mothers with lucrative side businesses, and as Beth says, and nice dinner cycles. She said, mine is the serial killing extortionist psychopath. Right, right, right. Or not or not.

SPEAKER_02 8:23

I I feel like maybe what my hot take should have been is why are they surprised every week when things don't work? I think they do work. Right, that's when you should be surprised.

SPEAKER_00 8:41

You're like, wait, what happened? What's wrong? Am I dying?

SPEAKER_02 8:44

Like, you know, you have lived a privileged life when you just put a and you're not waiting for the other shoe to drop. And I think that maybe oh look, my internet is a very good idea. I don't know how that is stable. Yeah, yeah, I don't know how that is either.

SPEAKER_00 9:02

Because that'd be nice if I have five minutes. I feel like being okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:06

Yeah. I I set up, I plan, I execute, and then I'm like, well, something is gonna go wrong. And when things don't go wrong, I'm very, very skeptical. And I think very suspicious. Yeah, I think that's when you know if you've lived a privileged life or not. You just used the shit going according as planned.

SPEAKER_00 9:27

And let me know how that uh someone let us know if they let that live.

SPEAKER_02 9:31

You can't be asking me. Because my life, okay, uh uh aside from rotating hospitals and cats stuck under walls. I am in the shit, okay. I have just this week I had a cat stuck under stuck. She wasn't stuck, she chose to be under there, under my stupid fucking bathtub for two days. It wasn't even my cat. She was supposed to be here for a few hours. She was here for two days. And and and I had to remove a part of my wall to get her out.

SPEAKER_00 10:09

I would have got a sledgehammer.

SPEAKER_02 10:12

Well, that was gonna be the next step if I had to go around the next wall.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

Bananas.

SPEAKER_02 10:19

Maybe not a sledgehammer, because that would have been real messy.

SPEAKER_00 10:23

Oh, the little one that like the the little saw the yeah, that's that's we have one of those. Yeah, that's what I would. I like the fact that we should we should team up if we ever play charades. Because you understand Agnes language, yes, yes, yes. No one else gets no one ever understands me.

SPEAKER_02 10:44

I know, but you also speak Lisa, so it's fine, it works out. There we go. Woohoo! We're kicking ass at Charates. Yeah, but yeah, so no, um, I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_00 10:57

Random, stupid shit. Um, next scene is Annie.

SPEAKER_02 11:01

Um, which is kind of I I wish I was living like the Ruby Hill life out of the three of those ladies, right? Yeah, she's she's got the the happy marriage, she's got the you know, granted the kid has like health issues, but like overall, right? They've they've got a really good team going on. And I think at this point my life is is more like Annie. And I'm not liking that.

SPEAKER_00 11:26

I don't f well I don't see you paying someone, I don't see you paying someone to take your GED for you, though.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

So that part, no. I've I've actually been the one to get paid to take the test. So no, I'm I'm allegedly.

SPEAKER_00 11:44

Allegedly. But yeah. Then Sarah invites the donor family over for dinner. Never mind it being good girls, and we know we know that everything is gonna go to shit. That is the worst idea ever.

SPEAKER_02 12:05

Nothing could become a good right. Even though, even though it should have been just like, oh wow, that's a really nice thing to do. But you know, since you're on TV, it was gonna be bad.

SPEAKER_00 12:21

I think even in the real life, it just so many emotions and pitfalls that can happen. There's a reason like most of these are you don't know. It's I don't think I would want to know. It just, yeah. No, we're not doing that. That there's no no good could have come of this. Yeah, agent Donovan, who's a hot mess.com.net.org. Yep. She is she's special. I'm just saying she has a brain, she's small as a whip, but she does not give a fuck. And for that, I respect her. So she's going through a list of women who are at the salon of the day of the robbery. Her colleague who's taking the soda out the machine out the fridge, she's like, that costs ten dollars. He goes, you're not paying for it. She goes, Oh, she goes, you're paying? She's like, you're not paying? He's like, oh no, but she's a weekend buddy, whatever he calls his. DL Dave. DL Dave. I need a DL Dave. I need a I need something. So Henry mentions the church group salon trip. And then she goes, like, well, who planned it? What's going on? Like, he's like, I think you're reaching. She's like, look into it. And she's walking around with like the lesson band around her waist, and she's just really awkward. And I love that about her. And why can't I remember the song? Because I was just singing it. Beth is dancing into the house. It's and I love it. Make me over empty.

SPEAKER_03 14:05

Don't make me over. She was dancing way too fast for that song.

SPEAKER_02 14:11

She was dancing way too fast for that song.

SPEAKER_00 14:14

That version. I feel like it's a they read they redid it, and I still think it's it's a little bit more upbeat. So I think in her hair she was dancing to the remake. So she's dancing her way through her very empty house. And let me tell you, if I had a house that empty, I would have been like all over the place. I have like I would be like twerking and you know, Roger Rabbit and Molly.

SPEAKER_02 14:41

I really get in trouble with my kids. I mean, well, yeah. I already get in trouble with my kids when I'm like in my room, and then like I put on the music, like when I take a shower, get ready, whatever. To clean the house by all the well, no, no, no, but when I'm in my room, because my kids' rooms are underneath, and then it's like oh, she's fucking dancing up there. My ceiling sounds like it's gonna fall down. And shut up, pay bills. Shut up. My house. You pay the bills, and you can tell me not to uh sound like an elephant up here.

SPEAKER_00 15:18

Even then, you still can't tell me what to do with my motherfucking house.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

Let's be real. Yeah, oh, she's so loud up there. Oh, she's always stomping. I can get louder. Yeah, it could be, I could be louder.

SPEAKER_00 15:34

Chris, even Krista stops trying to because she knows it doesn't take much to like a challenge. So she won't she just ignore me, and then I get bored and I won't do it anymore. So she's smart, she just ignores me. Yeah, so Beth is dancing away through the front door of her empty home, popping the champagne bottle, and all of a sudden you guys you hear, What are we celebrating? The look on her face was like, someone shoot me, shoot me now, shoot him, shoot me. Someone shoot somebody. I don't care at this point. I don't remember what her um her answer was.

SPEAKER_02 16:16

She was like, nothing. Nothing. I would have been like, Why are you here? And that would have been the truest statement.

SPEAKER_00 16:28

Right. Why are you here? It would have answered because she one, I thought you were dead, or two, like you have no reason to be, you know, either way, it covers everything. Right. We next see her and a C straight from the Sopranos when they're I can't remember his name, is driving her to driving Adriana, Aldriana, Adriana, Aldriana, I don't remember, but yeah. To um put her out of her misery, but it was very, very similar. She's in a where are we going?

SPEAKER_02 17:02

Yeah, she's like, I just I just want to know where we're going. And he's like, You'll you'll see. You'll see. And then he's like, So what are you doing with the money? Um, what are you telling me? Your money on, yeah. And then they get to a car wash.

SPEAKER_00 17:17

Before that, she was babbling about stupid shit. Like, oh, but we're we're making some tonight. We're printing tonight. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:25

She was like, Was the last batch okay? And he was like, mm-hmm. And she was like, Oh, because we're printing tonight.

SPEAKER_00 17:29

So if you need it early, and he's like, nope, nope, and then he pull up to the car wash because things can happen in a car wash. I mean, I'm sorry, I had a had a flashback. Um, I'm just joking. Oh, just okay. No, I'm just being silly.

SPEAKER_02 17:53

All I could think of is Rio is channeling his inner corn holio because what the fuck, Rio? What the fuck? Like, you're cute, but that the hood all the way up, and that's your your skinny head, it's like I am a cornole like this. Wait, hold on. I am cornole. I mean, if if you guys know, then you know exactly what I've just done. I am cornole. I need TP for my bunghole. No.

SPEAKER_00 18:35

Oh, no, I had it on fucking timer by mistake. I was like, fuck. So I never got the picture.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

He needs he needs TP for his bunghole. So, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

Alright, Rio. It's okay. I'm gonna share it on. I'm gonna share what I do have. Like, hi, hi, Lisa. As the car is enveloped in the soapy darkness of the car wash, he reaches over to the glove compartment. And she's like, dun, dun, dun, this is the end.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

She's like, her hand is like going towards the uh the door, which is the door handle.

SPEAKER_00 19:19

Yeah, like whatever the fuck you call it. Yeah. He pulls out a couple sacks of bills, and she's like, Oh, okay. So he's still trying to figure out what she's doing with the money. He goes, I need to know because we can't get caught. You're not doing the right thing, you know, where's your money going to? We're not. He goes, Well, till you could tell me what you're doing with your money, as he's giving his money to an employee of the car wash, his car wash. We can't do business. And he gets out the car. And I'm like, what the fuck? That's random. And then right hand man comes in. He goes, You hungry? You want to get something to eat? She's like, no. He goes, look at iHop. I was like, I could go for iHop. Yeah. Yeah. I'll go. I don't know. Maybe it's just me. Cause I'm like, whatever anymore at this point in my life. Ryo and them would probably hate me because I'm like, I'm not gonna scare me. Like, like, do what you're gonna do or not. Can we hang out more? Right. They're like, okay, this bitch. Like, this might leave me alone. Like, they would hate me to leave them alone. They would make it rain. Like, this bitch is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

I don't know. Actually, they would probably just shoot us real quick.

SPEAKER_00 20:41

Yeah. But I also wouldn't make the dumb mistakes they've been making. Oh, hell yeah. I come from a very long line of people. Let's just go for that.

SPEAKER_02 20:52

Of people. Well, I think I think most of us do. I'm not sure how many of us are just magically.

SPEAKER_00 20:59

I come from a very long line of special people. Okay. Special people. So I don't think I I don't think I would piss him off as much. But he still couldn't scare me. I'm like, you're gonna do what you're gonna do. Like, do it, don't do it. Don't talk about it. Let's make this show the sweet.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

I had like these shooting pains down my arm yesterday at work. That's your left side. It was my left side. And they were like, you okay? I was like, yeah, I hope it's a heart attack. I was like, hopefully. I was like, I was like, yeah, hopefully it's a heart attack and I'll be fine. And they're like, what? And I'm like, somebody call the hospital, get my room ready. I was like, unfortunately, I'm sure it's not, so don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_00 21:51

That's not funny. We really shouldn't be laughing about that.

SPEAKER_02 21:54

But I sliced something with the knife, and I had it in my hand, like I had it in my hand, and I was slicing it like down like this, and they're like, oh my god, be careful. I was like, but you never let me have any fun. Like, why would I be careful if I slice a finger off? I get to leave. I call dibs. I call dibs on my finger. Oh no, of course. I was like, you call dibs on what my finger?

SPEAKER_00 22:20

Which one do you want? And on that note, okay. Obviously, these are three very unhappy customers. So the ladies are now going to see Mr James Fit Fitzpatrick. Thank you, Internet. And he was supposed to be the guy that was supposed to kill Rio. And they're at this story. Yeah, his his his business. And she goes, Somebody out there just said what's a Kinko's? They're it's fine. Google it. Google it. Um, they get to the cashier, she's like, I need to see Mr. Fitzpatrick. He's busy. Tell him. Maybe unhappy customers. So she goes, she comes back. He's unavailable to speak to you right now. She goes, Is he back there? But he's still unavailable. Tell him it's Bolin.

SPEAKER_02 23:14

It's Beth. No, first she was like, it's Beth. He was like, she was like, uh-huh. He's still unavailable. And then she's like, Bolin. Bolin. Oh. Face out. And she goes, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

SPEAKER_00 23:25

Wait, we're gonna do. I hope that came through the sound came through me typing. Yeah, I know. Okay, we're fine. I'm doing editing. And she goes, I have something for you. Dun dun dun. It's a fucking invoice for$11,000.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

That shit looked like a manuscript.

SPEAKER_00 23:45

Right? So they follow dude. Dude has a cello case. And he does all this.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

Or a guitar. Or a cello.

SPEAKER_00 23:55

Or a guitar. It's definitely a cello. Definitely a cello. It's a cello case. Um the shape, as Annie.

SPEAKER_01 24:03

Because things.

SPEAKER_02 24:05

It's just like every episode, one of my favorite parts is Ruby and Annie's back and forth banter. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:12

Yes. So he was like, oh, it's a he goes to like the newsstand. He goes, it's a mop hit. I should have known it. He opens the case, he takes out money for the whatever he's buying. And then they're like, oh, okay. His next stop is one of the salvation armies, a nun. He goes, but why would they want to kill her? She looks so sweet. He opens the case and he puts money into the bed into the bin. Booby goes, it was a lot of problems if he gets a wallet.

unknown 24:42

Right.

SPEAKER_02 24:44

Like, I would feel so much better if he carried a wallet. Right. Um, his next stop is at a school.

SPEAKER_00 24:50

They're like, not a school. You would think at this time, by now they would have figured out like he's not doing it. And a little girl runs up to him and gives, she goes, Daddy. And I think he goes, Oh, it's it's a cello. And as they're lamenting over this, he comes, he walks over to them because he knows they're following him. I mean, he knows they're following him. I use the wrong pronouns in the wrong spots. Anyway, and he, I don't know what phrase he uses at first, and they're like, What? He's like, You guys voided a contract. So you guys did listen to the reading the terms and conditions of the contract. You guys voided the contract. They're like, what the fuck? And I don't know what he said. He goes, Who's boning him? Like, who was boning him? And then they're like, Oh, well, you'll see what happened was. Do you remember what phrase he used before boning? No. Okay, it was weird. So then they're like, well, we're not gonna pay for these expenses. He's like, then it had to go into collections, and you don't want to go into collections. And he shows him a picture on his phone, and they're like, Oh, that's a tongue cut out. Okay, bad. We next see Annie telling her, the kid that she can't afford to pay him to take the test. And she goes, What am I supposed to do? He goes, I don't know, study. You still owe me for the ID. So Annie's a little stressed out because she's not prepared for her test. This is the other point that you had. This is big, this is the scene for your other hot take. Ruby's like, we need to go to the special grocery store, the fancy grocery store.

SPEAKER_02 26:53

The fancy, yeah. He was like, oh my god, are my parents coming? She's like, no, worse.

SPEAKER_00 27:03

The donor family. But not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_02 27:06

If I could my parents, yeah. If I uh if I walked in the door and Alex is like, we need to go to the fancy grocery store, I'd be like, oh my god, what happened? Why? What's going on? Because I know the queen's not coming. Like, well, the queen's dead, so but you know what I mean. Which is also how I can guarantee she's not coming.

SPEAKER_00 27:29

She won't be well, you know, she might be in spirit. I think it's more likely her spirit to come than she actually. She has a little bit more freedom now to do what she to go with what she pleases.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

Does she does she still bring her purse, you think? I think she should. Do dead spirits still carry purses?

SPEAKER_00 27:47

They carry whatever the fuck they want to.

unknown 27:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:53

Stan is like, why cancel it? And she's like, Well, everybody likes twice baked mashed potatoes. And he's like, We the kids grave. We still need a dessert. And he's like, Okay, I guess I'll make sweet potatoes. I'm like, he is just having his own meltdown. Like, she's totally fucking ignoring him. And then he just like fucking designs himself.

SPEAKER_00 28:21

Yeah. Yeah, that family. I I I just couldn't put it in there. This is not a good, this even no good could come of this. And as we see, no good comes of this, right?

SPEAKER_02 28:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:37

I mean, because they do show up. I'm gonna skip a couple scenes.

SPEAKER_02 28:43

They show up to dinner, and you know, like at first it was fine because they're like, okay, like thank you so much. Like, let's find the same blessing.

SPEAKER_00 28:55

And then they kept eating, and they're like, Can we bless? They're like, okay, fine. And then the father does his blessing, and they're like, okay, they start eating, and then Ruby's like nudging him, like, we're not done yet. Um they got there. Yeah, but then they get to how they got there, and that's like, see, that was your first sign. Um, they're like, Oh, we took the bus. And he's like, Wow, that's 16 hours. He's like, only eight hours for us, we could only make it to Kenosha, which by the way, is only one count is in the county next to me, going towards my Chicago area. You should have given them a ride. I could have, I could have given them a ride, but they didn't need to because after they got for Kenosha, they hitchhiked. The good old thumbs. And the son goes, Well, don't you have a car? And he's like, Well, we had to sell it. He goes, but my cholesterol's down 20 points for all that walking I've been doing. Listen, the whole positive that that in itself was kind of a red flag to me. Thank you. Thank you. It's not if he was like, listen, yeah, shit is rough, like, but you know, it is it is what it fucking is. That would have been that would have rang true. I make a joke about it.

SPEAKER_02 30:18

Positive, like the positivity joke, but it'll be a sarcastic joke. Sarcastic one. It'll be like, this shit blows. Hey, but at least my cholesterol is good. Right. You know, but yeah, once they started, like, oh no, and then uh we had he lost his job, and you can't just rob a bank, and you know, and going home. Well, we have a friend's kid who's gonna take us so far as this, and then, oh, and then don't worry as long as her ankles hold up, and you're like, oh fuck no, nope, nope. It's gonna come.

SPEAKER_00 30:55

When does it come? It does come, and let's just go ahead and go to that. Let's just bring it all in now.

SPEAKER_02 31:03

I think like this is a big thing. Well, because they they were gonna buy them a bus ticket, yes, yeah. So they were gonna like try to buy them a bus ticket. They were like, all right, we'll we'll see what we can do so that they can at least take a bus home.

SPEAKER_00 31:17

And then the husband was like, we don't take no charity, we'd be fine. Make the the husband like, no, we won't take charity, but I'll take some more of those mashed potatoes. And after that scene, I wanted mashed potatoes. I'm very susceptible to food.

SPEAKER_02 31:31

Oh my god, food looks so good. Listen, you can just shoving the food in his mouth.

SPEAKER_00 31:37

Maybe even more appealing. Yeah, like if you can't get me to do anything I don't want to do, but if you put some good food in my face, I might consider doing some things I don't want to do. Yeah, food with yeah, food's away. That's how you want to kidnap me? Free tacos, truck, white panel van, free tacos. Yeah, and then you're gonna kick me out because I'm a pain in your ass. Can you imagine if we both get kidnapped, Lisa? Forget about it. Oh my god. Like, listen, you're not kidnapping us right. That would be Lisa. Like, I'm gonna do this, you shouldn't do it right. And I'm like, listen, can we go eat? I know a great place.

SPEAKER_02 32:25

I'd be like, can you get me a can you get me some wine, please?

SPEAKER_00 32:29

I realized Lisa. I just realized how incredibly bossy I am. Because with certain people, I've gotten to the point where I can keep my mouth shut and let them do them. And I'm like, okay, it's not so bad. Like I'm trusting, like I'm trusting, not that I don't, but there's times where I'm like biting my tongue. And it's not that they're doing anything wrong. It's just like I just need.

SPEAKER_02 32:59

Are you talking about me? No. Oh, because we are both kind of bossy.

SPEAKER_00 33:04

We're very bossy.

SPEAKER_02 33:05

That's the funny part. We're very bossy, and then I've looked too lit.

SPEAKER_00 33:09

I'm like, okay, I'm not lisa go. I'm fine.

SPEAKER_02 33:11

Right, no, and then and we both do that to each other. We do, we do, do we? Do we do like we take turns bossing each other around? But everyone else, it's like fair game.

SPEAKER_00 33:24

And then I usually win, but obviously. Like, hey, like, what day are you gonna be bossing? And I'll just I'll pop in an out of van. And then the other day you pop in a gummy, and then it just works out. Because oh, what about one day we both pop something in and neither one of us gives a fuck about shit?

SPEAKER_02 33:45

I think we'll just fall asleep on the recording. I think we'll sit here for two hours and then be like, oh shit, we were supposed to do something.

SPEAKER_00 33:55

I also think because we have lives, we have things we need to do, we're not drinking. We're not drunk.

SPEAKER_02 34:01

So not yeah, not usually like that, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:05

Yeah, not like the first, oh that was those are fun. It'll take like six hours to do one recording because we're just okay. So the next day with the new with the donor family, these fuckers, these motherfuckers here.

SPEAKER_02 34:22

The wife when when she wakes up. Oh, right, go ahead. Uh-huh. So in the morning, they they stay over, and in the morning they wake up, and Ruby has this giant spread. It was like bigger than the spread that Beth put out for the FBI. I mean, I I I don't even know what all was there, but I'm like, Jesus, that was a lot. So, and and the lady is like, oh my god, like I've never even had crepes, and you know, thank you so much, and blah blah blah. And so then Ruby is like, you know, if there's like ever anything that we can do, don't hesitate. And she's like, Well, there is one thing. How about a card?

SPEAKER_00 35:04

My husband, and my husband's too nice to say this, but but Ruby's like, um, I know it looks like we have a lot, but we are living check by check. Rob and Peter pay Paul, like this is and you and I know credit cards, you and I know this is like their grocery bill for the whole month, probably.

SPEAKER_01 35:22

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 35:24

She's like, Yeah, mm-mm. I don't give a fuck. Like it's like you have my kids all in, and I don't give a fuck. I want a car.

SPEAKER_02 35:32

And yeah, because she was like, Oh, but you have and you have your daughter, or something like that. Like, she she really like rubs it in.

SPEAKER_00 35:40

Yeah, this no good can come of this because even with the best intentions, like in real world, even with the best intentions, there's a lot of feelings and emotions and things that can so many too many pivot manholes you can fall through here. But Dean is a little stressed out being a food delivery guy. He's talking to his son in the car at one moment at one time, and they're being father's son, it's cute, but soccer, what have you. And he goes, Don't eat the fries. He goes, Don't eat the fries. And he goes, he delivers the food to a door, like, oh shit. He goes, Where's the ranch? He's like, I didn't see that you put ranch. He goes, Oh, you put that in delivery notes, not you know, order notes. Right. He goes, What's the difference? He's like, Well, pretty much I don't see the shit until after the fact. Like, it doesn't make it it.

SPEAKER_02 36:33

Right, and I get that because I've been a delivery person, like I get that.

SPEAKER_00 36:37

Delivery notes go in delivery, order goes in order, right? Right. He goes, Well, I can't have wings without ranch. I'm like, Oh, this is how you could tell this at the Midwest, because Midwest is all about the ranch, East Coast. Yeah, but also, oh well, yeah, yeah. You could have, yeah, I didn't have wings with ranch until I moved here. But that's because they can make blue cheese.

SPEAKER_02 36:56

But I do like ranch on my wings, but I if but if I don't have it, I could do blue cheese.

SPEAKER_00 37:01

I was always blue cheese, but the funny thing is, they don't do they can't make blue cheese here like they do in the east coast, and then fun fact East Coast Ranch is not as good as mid Midwest Ranch. I I buy that, and but I was just like, wow, because I try to get blue cheese here, I'm like, this sucks. So I can but anyway, it's kind of it's kind of cool. Um, so the guy just shoves it back in his like, I don't want this now. He's like, Yeah, you can eat it. Yeah, I was so mad. That's bullshit. You know damn well. I'm like, I'm personally, if you can't live without ranch, you should have a bottle of ranch in your refrigerator. You can't. I know how bad is that, right? Because people here keep ranch, they homemade ranch. They they yeah, ranch is like Bustello. Okay, like it's it's a staple. She's like, oh, I get it now. I get it. Um because of the stress and the aggravation of his new job, Beth pitches an idea to Rio. They could run the money through a spa dealership. Car washers, he says, are the are high in the government's hit list for laundry bills, second to coin laundromats. But hot tub dealers, and then he goes, You mean spa? And then he tells dude, go ahead, pay her. So that means have a payroll.

SPEAKER_02 38:40

But but this scene was good because he's playing pool and she comes in and she's like, So here's the idea. And it's funny because like in the caption, like it shows what she says, and then it just shows him and it's like speaking Spanish, and what he's like, and he's like, pure trash is what he said. Because she's talking, and he said under his book, pure trash, and then she's like, Well, you just don't like it because it wasn't your idea, idea, and he's completely like ignoring her. Um, and then he she says something, and I forgot what he says, but he and then he like he says in Spanish again. Um I forgot what he says to her, but he's just kind of like putting her off, and he's like making fun of what she says, and he and then she takes one of the balls from the pool table and she throws it at the painting and she smashes the glass. So when then she after she goes through that whole what's on the list and what's not, her elevator pitch, yeah. And then he's like, pay her and deduct the artwork.

SPEAKER_00 39:58

He's so cool about it though. Like, all right, I mean in typical Rio fashion, he even though he was like brushing her off, he was really listening. Oh, of course he was, yeah. And you have to have thick skin to deal with him. So I give her that. She doesn't back down. So she's back on the payroll. They have accounts to fit, they're another way to clean their money.

SPEAKER_02 40:26

It's a win-win situation. Oh, that he said he was making fun of her when she said system. I'm like trying listening in my head, and I'm like, what the fuck did he say? Because she was like, There's a whole system of ways you can cook the books, and then he was like, system. Like he was just, you know. So go ahead, sorry.

SPEAKER_00 40:48

No, I forgot about that part. I keep losing my space, my spot. Losing my space, my spot, my way. I keep losing it. On her high of getting her job back, Beth meets up with Mr. Fitzpatrick again. And they're in a like an empty apartment lofts across the street from like a street, across the street from like a busy area, anywho. Yeah. Like and he's playing with the intersection. Thank you. He's playing with his snipe, his sniper rifle. He's playing. Wow. He sure is. He's playing with his sniper rifle. Say that three times fast. No, say it three times fast. No, I'm just joking. That was a joke.

SPEAKER_02 41:38

Sniper rifle, sniper rifle, sniper rifle.

SPEAKER_00 41:40

I did it.

SPEAKER_02 41:41

Kind of.

SPEAKER_00 41:42

No, you did it a hundred percent better than I did.

SPEAKER_02 41:47

Right after I said I wasn't gonna do it, too. Badass. Brennan would be so mad because I said something and then I didn't follow through with it. Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 41:59

I think you should call him up right now just to piss him off.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

Like, do you know what I said? I said I wasn't gonna do something, and then three seconds later, I didn't. I did it. And you know what happened? We laughed, and the world didn't end. The world did not end. Yes, his sanity might though. I I'm sorry, last night in preparation for recording, I never even got to watch the next episode because I was like, let me go watch that other episode.

SPEAKER_00 42:24

Oh, go back and re watch what you want to listen to. I'm glad you did. Yeah. So he has a little, oh my god, what is wrong with me? Telescope setup. He goes, What do you see? And she's like, people, stores, whatever. He's like, Yeah, look again. What else do you see? And she looks and you see um Rio's G-Wagon pull up. And she looks at him like a little bit of expectation, like, is this it? Are we doing it? Is we doing it? Are we doing it? And he goes, Tell me when. So she looks. She's like, do it now. And he shoots. And she looks kind of she looks a little hot in the pants when that happened, because I would have been hot in the pants. Maybe that's just me projecting. And she looks, Rio gets out the car, and there's a paint um on his window. But that wasn't Rio. No, it wasn't Rio. It was, it was somebody else, though, right?

SPEAKER_02 43:31

It was just some like random guy.

SPEAKER_00 43:33

I said random.

SPEAKER_02 43:34

But the same kind of car.

SPEAKER_00 43:35

Car, right.

SPEAKER_02 43:37

Rio look alike. It was like she he shot it with like a paintball gun. Paintball, thank you.

SPEAKER_00 43:42

I couldn't get that. Why couldn't I remember the name balls? Maybe because I'm like getting enough. She goes, what was that about? He goes, Oh, after she said, after he hits it, she looks. He says, You're ready. I'll put you back in the books. Uh-huh. She goes, What was that for? He goes, You and I are more alike than you think. She goes, Oh, we're nothing alike. He said, Yeah, because I was bored too. Because I think he asked her at one point, like, how did you end up in this? Like, how'd you end up living, like doing this?

SPEAKER_02 44:16

And she was like, Because he looked her up and he's like, you know, a mom winning the baking contest like seven years in a row. And you know, like, how did you get caught up with a guy like him? And that's what she says. She goes, I got bored. And afterwards, that's what he was like, I got bored once too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:39

Um, Lisa, I am kind of bored. I can get to a side side hustle besides podcasting. Okay. Well get on it.

SPEAKER_02 44:52

Okay. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 44:58

I can't remember the last time I was bored in my life. Maybe you know, if I get bored enough and do the side hustle, you can get bored too. I would actually love that. Thank you. Okay. Okay, Bet. Ben had come at one point. Ben had come had comes home and Annie is watching TV and he goes, What about you study for your GET? She's like, Yeah, and she ignoring his question and talking about this TV show. And she's like, it got rescheduled. He's like, by who? She was like, by me. So Ben is being the adult and he gets her studying and they're doing all this testing. Brilliant.

SPEAKER_02 45:39

And my notes say Ben is the shit. Because, first of all, in the previous scene, when she's there with Uncle Darren, and he's like, you know, just, you know, we'll we'll see you again when Ben is ready to study for like the MCAT, the LSAT, the G Mat, and Ben is like, because I'm gonna be like lots of Dr. Lawyer, Wall Street guy. Like, right. I was like, I don't even know what all those tests are for. Like, I know what obviously I know what's like LSAT's the legal G Mat.

SPEAKER_01 46:10

What's the G Mat? Business. See, you don't know either. No, business, I guess. Okay, Dr. Right. So I guess Indian Wall Street. Dr.

SPEAKER_02 46:18

Lawyer. So he's also gonna be the village people. Got it.

SPEAKER_00 46:23

Um right. Oh, wait. I don't want Orion to get to cancel us. Oh, jeez. Okay. Well, just in case you guys listen to this uh this series, we are currently doing math season 17 on our bonus series. Check it out, check us out.

SPEAKER_02 46:42

Oh my god, it is like drama, drama, drama.

SPEAKER_00 46:46

So you understand all our side jokes because you want to be down with the get down, right?

SPEAKER_02 46:53

So then in this scene, when he sees that she's not studying for her test, and she and and then he's like, Oh, but and she's like, No, no, no, but I can't, and he he's like, Okay, well then if you give up, I give up. And she's like, wait, what? What? And he he takes his book bag to the hallway to like the um the trash chute, and he threatens to throw it down. He's like, All right, well then I'm done too. I'll get a job at the like the quickie mart, and you know, fine, no big deal. And that's when it like kind of really hits her.

SPEAKER_00 47:30

That Uno reverse.

SPEAKER_02 47:32

Yeah, reverse, reverse. So they go back in, they set up, they study like all night. And you're like, you know, you you get like the video montage of her studying and Red Bulls and pillows and testing and all that.

SPEAKER_00 47:51

I was just like, wow, that's some serious shit. And that still wouldn't work on me because I could probably fall asleep afterwards. Hell, hell yeah. Um, unfortunately, she fails her test. Um, we know this because Ben opens the door and it's Josh there. He goes, Yeah, you need to you need to fix this shit. Like, and I kind of took a bad enough, right? He goes, took you long enough. And he's at the head of the bed and he's talking to her about because she's all the way under the covers. Right. And then she pops a head out at the foot of the bed, and he's just like, and he's like, Come on, it can't be that bad, and blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_02 48:32

And then you tried, and she's like, They said I scored on the high end, high end of a sixth grader. He goes, and this was the high end.

SPEAKER_00 48:44

Yeah, yeah. So that happened.

SPEAKER_02 48:49

I don't think so they go out, but they go out to like a bar, you know, and they're drinking and talking, whatever. He's trying to cheer her up. And then at one point, um, you know, like they're having like really good back and forth banter, and it it is, it's very friendly, it's it's fine. And then he's he's she's like, Oh, I learned all the something of Russia, and he's like, Okay, well, if you can spell Chechnya, the drinks are on me. So she's like she goes one thing anyway, but oh yeah, yeah, but then she's like, C H N Y A. He's like, I don't he's like, there is no letter H in any language, and and like he he's like holding her hand at this point, like he has his hand over hers, and it you know, it kind of puts like a a pause, right? You know, it like totally um focuses the attention onto that moment, and then he's like, Oh, um, I proposed to Lila the other night. So two seconds just wanted to tell you okay, two things because I got stuff too.

SPEAKER_00 50:17

Yeah, one, I'm sorry, there is no relationship. I mean, unless it's like Lisa, if I'm holding your hands, or if a my gay best friend's holding my hand, in this situation, there's no way you're gonna hold a woman's hand and it not and it just be friendly. I'm sorry. You're it just two. This is the big one. Are you ready? If they can't, if she can't sleep in the same household as her boyfriend, how are they gonna what happens once they married?

SPEAKER_02 50:56

Okay, that's where I was going. Um that where you were going, no? No, you know, my my lovely hippie heart is of the mindset of hey, whatever your relationship means to you, that's what you do, what makes you happy, you know, between you two consenting adults, you want to be married and not live in the same house. It ain't my problem, it ain't my business. That's all I'll say about that. I wouldn't want like if my husband didn't live in my house, he'd have to at least live like next door or like within a five-minute walk. Because, you know, I'm okay with like not having to share space, like when I want to decorate the way I want to decorate and put shit where I want to put shit, but other than that, like no no no, I need you nearby. Your shit doesn't have to be here, but but you I kind of want you here, so like ideally, if he lived in the house next door, that would be like amazing. Yeah, it would be amazing, but okay. The thing is with the whole hand holding thing, and obviously I am not British, but I'm not don't I think that that's something no, not allowed to check I think that that's something that is kind of universal. You know how like, okay, well, in in in some countries, like this word means right, like we say chips and we mean like potato chips, they say chips, they mean fries. I don't think it's something like that means something different there. I think when you hold someone's hand like that, it's a very intimate moment. Intimate doesn't mean sexual, it doesn't necessarily mean sexual, right? But I think but I think that the problem is that he already he already knows that she has feelings for him, and so that was the first time that it happened, and it was a slip-up, okay, right. We can we can give it a pass. But this is the third slip up, and he was already on notice after the first, because the first one was the hug. Then, and then that's when she was like, Oh, you know, like you hugged me, like we, and and then the pizza ended with the pizza, that was number two, which was already like, dude, you you fucking knew, and now it's this. I think maybe it's it's like you know, obviously they're written, so there's definitely a direction that the writer takes these characters, but he's gonna say, like, who is this person? Maybe this is a person who is lying to himself, good feeling for her, but he's definitely lying to himself, like we're just friends, it means nothing trying to pretend, yeah, yep. You know, whether it's because he is committed to Lila or whether it's it's unprofessional because she was his patient, but there's definitely more there, and it sucks for Annie because she's the one who is being toyed with.

SPEAKER_00 54:37

What are you trying to do? You're you have frozen in a really funny position. That was just and I wanted to show you because I'm five years old, Lisa. This is when Lisa yells at me. This is when Lisa's like this bitch here. I know at this point I'm getting a little bored of the whole Josh Annie thing. I think like the variety's nature just wrap that part of the storyline up. You know what I mean? Okay, not wrap up, not get rid of him, but that part of their storyline needs to be wrapped up. I'm tired, I'm getting bored of it already.

SPEAKER_02 55:26

I'm yeah, I don't I don't feel exactly that way. Like, I'm not necessarily bored or whatever. It's just I like them together.

SPEAKER_00 55:37

I do. I still need Annie and Josh. I just need them to figure out the writers need to figure out what they're gonna do with it as opposed to well, they want they, will they want figure something out with them? Yeah, I get that part. Yeah, yeah. Like I like them, I do, but it's only so much, it's only so far they can keep dragging that part of that storyline. Let's branch it off somewhere else. Okay. Now we're gonna close with Donegan again. Oh, that rhymes. So the reviewing the suspect list, and Henry sees a suspect who's been a long-standing member of the church that organized the trip to the salon. And this person has absolutely nothing in her bank account, but she just purchased a car with cash.

SPEAKER_02 56:33

Yeah, they go through the whole list because they're like when you're gonna be. Right, and guess where she works? Like, she just bought a car for cash, and guess where she works, and then he throws the nail polish. So I hope DL Dave, they're gonna put that on his tab, too. The broken nail polish.

SPEAKER_00 57:07

Was it for the donor family? Guilty them for a car. First of all, Ruby, you're so worried about being a good person. You did not see the scare, and I'm a little disappointed. And I feel like Stan should have seen it. Why someone should have seen it? Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:29

But I I okay, so obviously we don't know all the details, but like buying a car for cash, what kind of car did you buy? Okay, first of all, it could be a used car. Because it happens more than you think.

SPEAKER_00 57:49

It happens more often than you think. No, not even used.

SPEAKER_02 57:52

That's that's that's my exactly my point. Is that you can buy a car? Like, if you if you're gonna go and buy a used car for one or two thousand dollars, you can very easily buy that cash because that's the kind of thing, right? Like you put a little money week, you put money aside, and then you have the money saved up. And especially if it's a private sale, people want cash. So I don't think that that now. If you went to a dealership and bought a$14,000 car for cash, that's a red flag.

SPEAKER_00 58:28

And it wasn't just that one thing, it's adding them all together, like individually, but all together. Right, but the car is really what made it stand out. Because why? Because I think it's like obviously because you're like, okay, she adds up, but she has nothing in her bank account, but she's gonna buy a car for cash. Well, some people just don't have bank accounts on top of working for I think it was because even then she wasn't completely sold until he added, and she works for the salon, like yes, so like I said, she wasn't even Donegan wasn't convinced completely until she started adding all of them together. But yeah, yeah, she should have, and if she wasn't gonna buy the car, should she should have bought the car and put it in the donor family's name. Or just giving them the money, and figure it out, figure your shit out yourself. Like here, here's the money, figure it out yourself. Or maybe she didn't want to know she had money. Oh, she's she's like, she might have just got the car without her. Like, you know, that like here, we got you a car. She didn't need to know how she got the car. I guess. Yeah. Because you don't because adding people that would have been adding someone into our business as they learn when Mary Pat. That's true. But I had nothing else to say about this episode. Yeah, neither do I. All right, bye guys, see you next week.

SPEAKER_02 59:56

Isolate me. If okay, so this is text us if you were Ruby. Text us what you would have done if you were in that position and the donor family was like, hey, we need a car. Like, how would you have handled it?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:16

I'm sorry. I'm talking to my cat. Okay. At least it's looking at me like, what the fuck is wrong with this bitch? What the fuck are you doing? See? Who else do I ever who else do I love so much? I love my Simon.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:30

He said, Hi Lita. Oh, hi Simon. But yeah, I don't have anything else, so visit assassinsips.com for more ways to find us. And all the ways. Yeah, all the ways. Don't drink and drive, drink responsibly. And until next time, I'm Lisa. And I'm Agnes. And we are out of here.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:52

See you later. Bye.